Marketing Terminology Made Simple

viral-marketingYou see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I’m fantastic in bed”.

That’s Direct Marketing.

You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and – pointing at you – says, “He’s fantastic in bed”.

That’s Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You get her telephone number off one of her friends. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m fantastic in bed”.

That’s Telemarketing.

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, “By the way, I’m fantastic in bed”.

That’s Public Relations.

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, “I hear you’re fantastic in bed”.

That’s Brand Recognition.

Source:- http://humour.200ok.com.au/marketing_terminology_made_simple.html

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